his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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