Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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