She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
nutella sex= disaster
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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