Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Never joke about your clitoris.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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