What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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