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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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