Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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