I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
what if I'm pregnant?
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I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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