Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
