I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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