Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
