so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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