How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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