Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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