did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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