Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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