So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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