It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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