That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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