when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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