Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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