One girl and one boy is just not enough.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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