My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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