dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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