i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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