so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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