she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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