When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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