i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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