Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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