from now on my penis is your penis
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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