We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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