Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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