47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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