Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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