We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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