I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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