the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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