Whoa Z and x make the same sound
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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