You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
