TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I pour the whiskey from now on
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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