so that wasnt chicken after all
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
only if we run a train.
done.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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