is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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