There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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