i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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