I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
sarcasm needs its own font
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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