So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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