Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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