You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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