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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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