you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
