that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...