I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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