I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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